I got these puns and jokes earlier today. I love this sort of word play and I hope they bring you as many chuckles as they gave me. Enjoy!
* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
* Police were called to a daycare, where a three-year-old
was resisting a rest.
* Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He is all right now.
* The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
* To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
* When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
* A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
* A thief fell in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
* Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
* We'll never run out of math teachers, because they always multiply.
* When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
* The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
* The geologist discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
* The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
* If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your
memory.
* A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
* A backward poet writes inverse.
* With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
* When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
* A calendar's days are numbered.
* A boiled egg is hard to beat.
* He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
* A plateau is a high form of flattery.
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