I hope this word play make
you smile!
If it weren't for Venetian blinds it would be curtains for
everybody.
We painted our floor with luminous paint. Now the florescent
what it used to be.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie.
Having children. What a heir raising experience!
Perforation is a rip-off!
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and
those who can't.
Never put off to tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
A man who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame.
A bird in the hand can get kind of messy.
Golf scores are directly proportional to the number of
witnesses.
Don't use a big word where a diminutive word will suffice.
If at first you don't succeed -- give up! No use being a
fool about it!
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